The Da Carrickfergus Code

The place? Carrickfergus. An ordinary looking bus stop. Nothing to give away its potentially world-changing significance.
Everything looks normal, right? Exactly as they wish you to think. But lets take a closer look:

STOP SUSPENED

What ancient language is this, that warns us of events unknown to man? Could this be a clue, heralding forbidden knowledge, but only for those who seek it? Could this be part of the fabled Da Carrickfergus Code?!

My journey leads me to North Street, where a bakery sign hints at hidden meanings:




The word "Special" obviously indicates we should read this sign in a special way, and the air quotes mean the words are ironic or subverted in some way, there must be an ulterior meaning, not to mention the special significance of the mysterious triple-quoted pound.

 'fREsH' 'SANdwiches' 'froM' 'ONly' '''£1  00'''

I shudder just reading it. It would take a foul man indeed to even think to defile a house of cake with such veiled and perverted truths. I am still no closer to uncovering the secrets of the Da Carrickfergus Code, and I fear my constitution is not strong enough, nor my will brave enough to follow this fools errand through to the end. But the darkest hour is yet to come. Imagine my horror as I pass an Indian restaurant on West Street, and see this:

Could this be it, have I stumbled across a meeting of the Illuminati cabal? The signs all fit, the signature is the same. TO NIGHT WE ARE CLOSE FOR TacKNICAL Tecnical PROBLEM Suspened.  'fREsH' 'SANdwiches'. Tecnical PROBLEM. This must be it. But how to infiltrate such an evening? I decide that anything head-on is too risky: I'm already attracting too much attention with my photography. I leave the town centre via the subway underneath the main road. That's when I noticed a message on the wall, perhaps from someone else like me, someone who wants to know the truth, someone who is also searching for the secret behind the Da Carrickfergus Code: Alas the writing is obscured, so I don't know quite which YouTube video contains the answers I seek. Lil Ghestow Joicel? The mystery only deepens. Is this just a false lead planted by the Illuminati Cabal to put me off their track? Or are there really other truth-seekers out there like me? I've been trying to watch all the videos on YouTube, desperately hoping I'll happen across the right one, but so far I have only seen amusing videos of cats. Are they key to decyphering the triple quoted pound? I post this here in the hope that someone else will have better luck than I, and perhaps together we can discover the secret, the secret of THE DA CARRICKFERGUS CODE.